Okay, so I know that I have a following of FMS warriors and I usually talk about that. However, today I am going to tell a couple of stories that should make you laugh. They are at least entertaining. I will start with the most recent. I am a car girl. I have been since I was in high school.
I changed a tire, by myself, in the middle of Lancaster city. I love cars. My favorite car is a BMW E30. Now, don’t get it wrong. These are not the BMW you are thinking of. E30’s are for driving. That’s it. That is why they are so amazing. Here is a picture of mine. They don’t even have cup holders.. they are for driving. Period. I named her Envy and she is the best car ever. I don’t plan on ever having another car.. ever. So, OKAY… the rest of the story.. I was on my way somewhere when a car pulled out in front of me, but really it was going to T-bone me.. I channeled my inner race car driver and because I was in that car ^^ the one you see up there.. I managed to do the coolest maneuver ever. I cut the wheel to the left so far that if it was any other car I would have spun out.
This was the decisive moment of the day.. I should have spun out.. thanks to Envy I didn’t. I literally fishtailed, steering into the spin for a good 50 yards.. I was in control the whole time. I should be dead. I should be dead and Envy is supposed to be wrecked. I did hit him.. there is a tiny crack in my front bumper. We can fix her very easily. I got out of the car and the ass hole tried to yell that it was an accident. There was a guy in a truck on the other side of the intersection who looked like this: He couldn’t believe that I managed to mostly miss the ass hat in the buick.. I am also sure that he stuck around in case I needed a witness. He just ended up seeing the coolest, worst, scariest car accident ever.
THEN icing on the cake.. this tie dyed hippy lady jumps out of the car and starts screaming at the idiot that pulled out without looking onto a 55 MPH road. I gave him the finger with both of my hands, checked the bumper.. and left.
Now, up until this point I was operating on pure adrenaline. Then I crashed from the adrenaline… for someone with fibro to crash is to get this ache in your brain. Worse than any headache, I am pretty sure it is PTSD. I had my phone hooked up so I could hands free talk.. I was bawling my eyes out by this point. I pulled into a really busy gas station and called Jason.. that phone call went something like this…
I had the window down and at least 10 people staring at me in my car doing that ^^I literally hit the guy, but managed to swing around so no more damage was done on my Envy… Moral of the story.. Get a BMW.. NO OTHER car I have ever had would have avoided total destruction like Envy did.